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GOFISH.ROCKS ● PUBLIC VOTE NO. 001 ● POLLS CLOSE SOON
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Somewhere in the Channel Islands…
A LEGEND
WITH NO
NAME ON IT.
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EXHIBIT A — THE MASCOT WITH NO NAME ● ALL FIN, ZERO FEES
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The newest member of the crew has a problem.
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He has strong opinions about percentage fees. He works for chum. He says things about the booking industry that our lawyers wish he wouldn't.
We tried to name him ourselves. We failed. There were arguments. It got personal. The committee is done, and the committee knows it.
So the water decides. You name the shark.
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🦈 Thanks for voting! Your pick is in. The shark salutes you.
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⚠ FINAL WARNING ⚠
VOTE, OR WE
NAME HIM
REMORA.
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Percentage-based booking platforms are basically remoras. They latch onto your business, skim up to 6% off every trip, and have the audacity to call it a partnership. The remora is this shark's worst enemy — and if you don't vote, we just might name him the Remora Fish King.
Do not make us do this.
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$1.50 flat per passenger. We only eat when you eat.
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